My Train Yatra.......

My Train Journey

hello bhai logs..... welcome once again to my blog, so aap
sab kajayada samay na lete hue me kaam bhi baat par aata
huin seedha.... (ulta kaise aate hai be..;))

ab sabse pehle me bata du ki .. I was coming from my
home Delhi to Chennai..... in Tamilnadu Express on
12th of april....

1) Mummy Daddy Families.. - These families will screwed
ur mind with in a second in a train compartment. Imagine
yourself sitting on the window seat watching beautiful
sceneries outside...sometimes... turning pages of your
book.. seeing the latest gadgets .. then suddenly

"O bhaiya!! aapka seat number kaun saa hai??" A middle
aged person asked. Following him is his family with
chunnu and his fatty mummy.

You try your best to sound polite "Bhaai saab 25 number
seat meri hai, khidki waali "

"Paaaapppppaa mekko window waali seat chahiyyyyye!!
uwaaaaa....!! mekko chahiiiyeee..." chunnu bursts out..

"Abhi dilaate hai betaa...,Excuse me bhaaisab baache
ke liye thoda adjust kar lijiye!!" and you look at
the little moron(chunnu) while gritting your teeth.

Then comes the "luggage management" part. The family
seems to have brought their town's luggage, and then
start gossiping aray ye suitcase kaha rakhe ... uff
aur ye bag.. aur ye balti....... Ohhh God.... and
my small bag will look like Darsheel Safary between sanjay dutt
and Salman Khan..

Himesh reshammiya and compartment me familiyaa unbearable hai dost!!

There will be at least an army of relatives on the
platform who would have come to see off their
"bhabi ji" and "agra waali bua ji".

Ufff bhGWAN BACHAYE BHAI................
ye toh kuch bhi nhi bhaii logo.. when I entered in
toilet .. on the front wall of toilet its written...

“SUNITA , I LOVE YOU”.......
Tumhara Sallu

like he is living in this belief that .... sunita might
not go anywhere but will definitely come in this toilet
to listen to your heart.....

and some philosophical as in "Ek aadmi ke hote
hai 2 mouth , ek to hota hai north aur ek south"and
some cheesy lines like .."Boond Boond se saagar bharta
hai, apni boonde apne pass rakhiye" , the
"chaiiiiiii...bhains ki doodh ki chaai", the wait
listed passengers clutching on to their tickets
sandwiched between two hundred rupees notes waiting for the
TT sahab,.. and a lot more .

During this train journey almost 35 hours of train ride,
i have finished 3 books! One book is 60 Greatest heros of
INDIA... it was INDIA TODAY edition. From this book I have
learnt about our national heros ,our scientist and ..
bhagat singh... some things about their personal life... .
. Of course they were just amazing.

Then during lunch time... one caterer came and he was
asking “Bhaiya mera sambhar kaha hai”..(Where is my
sambhar(food)).i was shocked to hear this ... what
this guy is asking about.. then simply I said...
“Bhaiya who toh me pii gaya”(brother that I taken)
now he was Shocked like Center shock chewing gum....
and said..”Bhaiya 42 packet sambhar pii gaye ”
(BOSS THERE WERE TOTAL 42 Packets) ... I said me
and my 2 friends has taken. then he said bhaiya
kaha se ho....(from where u are).. I replied bhai
HARYANA se.... then he said bhaiya phir toh pii liye
honge....(then u may have taken BOSS) coz haryana is
known for its foody people... (abay mere ko kyun ghur
raha hai be... kuch exceptions bhi hoti hai duniya me .
.. abay phir ghur raha hai.........mil beta tu
peeche waali gali mein).......... then another person
came told to that person.. bhaiya kyun jhagda kar
rahe ho... who toh aap picle dibbe mein rakh aaye the.... hehe lol...

so there were many incidents and haadsaas happen
wid me in my train journey.... but all were amazing
like .. selling water bottle... reading books etc....
but over all... its was good journey... :) :)





TRAIN SE AATE BHI SABHI HAI AUR JAATE BHI SABHI HAI... PAR YAAD REHTI HAI TOH BUS ... "YATRA" Cheerssss

SAAS-BAHU

After a long long time I was back to home…..very happy…very satisfied….longing for the best food of life……for sitting with my brothers and gossiping for hours…… for launging on the floor and watch TV…..

Monday afternoon lunch….it was 3 o’clock. I was browsing through the channels holding a spoon in the other hand, when my mother came and asked for pressing 12……and I did so. Any guesses what was there on STAR-PLUS that time???????......last Thrusday repeat of KYUNKI SAAS….my foot ewwwwwwwwwwwww ..A continuous and disturbing sound of drums and cymbals…..while the camera focuses on each character from different directions…each shot in color and in black and white as well….….and then freezes on the Hero/Heroin of the event (five minutes for such a small scene :(

I looked around in disgust gritting my teeth and thought….nothing has changed(except for the number of characters)…. My brother entered and saw my annoyed face…..laughed…and started teasing me by explaining what was going on in KYUNKI…like bhai ""tujhe batau kya hua ab tak.....""

I burst into a laughter and asked whether all other “programs” (god knows how do they call them one) were similarly terrible. “Yes”, he said.” But Thank God mumma going outside …TV is free for us in the evening….

Its really very difficult (nearly impossible) to justify whatever happens in any Ms.Kapoor’s family soap. And its even harder to understand how and what the lady thinks…because her small screen and big screen (Kya Kool Hai Hum) are far beyond comparison…….

She began the plethora, but now its not only her…..any serial starting with non-K letter is also the same. All moving around big families (all talk in crores),marriages, divorce, then again marriages, accidents, court cases, plastic surgery…yuck!! . The terror goes behind the screens also when….somebody married three times and never divorced grabs the Best Patni Award …..

You just don’t have to move anywhere. After one is over, you have precap of the same and then a flash for the third serial and a moment later recap of the second one. Gone are the days of the title song. They are still made but for the albums….huh…what to say more!!!

Anyways….when a lot of transformational and unusual things are happening in India…be it in Entertainment…Yoga…or….Education!!...the human nature then is unpredictable. May be it was the first time such a large amount of entertainment started and then viewers became trapped in. Now the inertia is so high that they just don’t think of any refreshing change.

One good thing is …all oldies have also got a best pass time at home :)

I, ME, MINE?????

I, Me, Mine! Why?

My friend always told-"there is just a hairline difference between a genius and a mad" and both of them actually never realized that they were one of these. The best part is that all others out their thought themselves either to be a genius or a mad. Now if they really realize that they are either of these then I bet they are actually nothing.

I am writing this because I was totally annoyed by somebody today who is very close in relation to me and it was really difficult for me to digest if not impossible. These thoughts are not something which I am planning and writing but straight out from bottom of my heart. I am just putting these out here only because I did not want any cracks in relation I share by directly saying him back on his face but I still want to put them out and wanna feel relax.

Why people think they are smarter than what actually they are? Why is that they always tend to under estimate others? If some of us try to be soft in our act does that mean we dont understand the other person's intentions?(it happen to me) Why is that they take us for granted all the time only because we dont aggressively answer???????

People never try to look at there back. I know its highly impossible to actually view our back but that does not mean it cant be seen by others. When we see ourself ahead of others or when we try to stand infront of others why do we forget that everybody behind us can clearly see our back.

We often forget that none of us are perfect. It is very true according to me that if we think we are smarter than anybody else around us, then we are the most foolish among them.But its not a big deal, we know-to err is human. In the same way, even a fool of the foolest can act intelligently some times.

The conclusion is that- why develop superiority or inferiority complex in us? Why under estimate others when you actually don't know what they are? Why keep indulging ourselves in simply unwanted things by hurting others only because we want to boost our ego?

FURSAT

pichle kuchh saal se mai kaha hu nahi pata,

samay jane kaise gujra mujhe nahi pata,

kaise jiya hoon mai nahi pata,

ab kaha hoon mai nahi pata.

khoj mai hoon fursat ki,

milta nahi hai kuchh bhi,

bas need hai aur mai hoon nahi pata,

jagana kaha hai, aab ghoomna kaha hai

bas bethna hai, khade rahna hai,

aab daudna kaha hai,

sambhlna hai, sambhalna hai

aab bahekana kaha hai,

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