Monday, May 5, 2008

My Train Yatra.......






My Train Journey

hello bhai logs..... welcome once again to my blog, so aap
sab kajayada samay na lete hue me kaam bhi baat par aata
huin seedha.... (ulta kaise aate hai be..;))

ab sabse pehle me bata du ki .. I was coming from my
home Delhi to Chennai..... in Tamilnadu Express on
12th of april....

1) Mummy Daddy Families.. - These families will screwed
ur mind with in a second in a train compartment. Imagine
yourself sitting on the window seat watching beautiful
sceneries outside...sometimes... turning pages of your
book.. seeing the latest gadgets .. then suddenly

"O bhaiya!! aapka seat number kaun saa hai??" A middle
aged person asked. Following him is his family with
chunnu and his fatty mummy.

You try your best to sound polite "Bhaai saab 25 number
seat meri hai, khidki waali "

"Paaaapppppaa mekko window waali seat chahiyyyyye!!
uwaaaaa....!! mekko chahiiiyeee..." chunnu bursts out..

"Abhi dilaate hai betaa...,Excuse me bhaaisab baache
ke liye thoda adjust kar lijiye!!" and you look at
the little moron(chunnu) while gritting your teeth.

Then comes the "luggage management" part. The family
seems to have brought their town's luggage, and then
start gossiping aray ye suitcase kaha rakhe ... uff
aur ye bag.. aur ye balti....... Ohhh God.... and
my small bag will look like Darsheel Safary between sanjay dutt
and Salman Khan..

Himesh reshammiya and compartment me familiyaa unbearable hai dost!!

There will be at least an army of relatives on the
platform who would have come to see off their
"bhabi ji" and "agra waali bua ji".

Ufff bhGWAN BACHAYE BHAI................
ye toh kuch bhi nhi bhaii logo.. when I entered in
toilet .. on the front wall of toilet its written...

SUNITA , I LOVE YOU”.......
Tumhara Sallu

like he is living in this belief that .... sunita might
not go anywhere but will definitely come in this toilet
to listen to your heart.....

and some philosophical as in "Ek aadmi ke hote
hai 2 mouth , ek to hota hai north aur ek south"and
some cheesy lines like .."Boond Boond se saagar bharta
hai, apni boonde apne pass rakhiye" , the
"chaiiiiiii...bhains ki doodh ki chaai", the wait
listed passengers clutching on to their tickets
sandwiched between two hundred rupees notes waiting for the
TT sahab,.. and a lot more .

During this train journey almost 35 hours of train ride,
i have finished 3 books! One book is 60 Greatest heros of
INDIA... it was INDIA TODAY edition. From this book I have
learnt about our national heros ,our scientist and ..
bhagat singh... some things about their personal life... .
. Of course they were just amazing.

Then during lunch time... one caterer came and he was
asking “Bhaiya mera sambhar kaha hai”..(Where is my
sambhar(food)).i was shocked to hear this ... what
this guy is asking about.. then simply I said...
“Bhaiya who toh me pii gaya”(brother that I taken)
now he was Shocked like Center shock chewing gum....
and said..”Bhaiya 42 packet sambhar pii gaye ”
(BOSS THERE WERE TOTAL 42 Packets) ... I said me
and my 2 friends has taken. then he said bhaiya
kaha se ho....(from where u are).. I replied bhai
HARYANA se.... then he said bhaiya phir toh pii liye
honge....(then u may have taken BOSS) coz haryana is
known for its foody people... (abay mere ko kyun ghur
raha hai be... kuch exceptions bhi hoti hai duniya me .
.. abay phir ghur raha hai.........mil beta tu
peeche waali gali mein).......... then another person
came told to that person.. bhaiya kyun jhagda kar
rahe ho... who toh aap picle dibbe mein rakh aaye the.... hehe lol...

so there were many incidents and haadsaas happen
wid me in my train journey.... but all were amazing
like .. selling water bottle... reading books etc....
but over all... its was good journey... :) :)





TRAIN SE AATE BHI SABHI HAI AUR JAATE BHI SABHI HAI... PAR YAAD REHTI HAI TOH BUS ... "YATRA" Cheerssss

1 comment:

Linux4all said...

TRAIN SE AATE BHI SABHI HAI AUR JAATE BHI SABHI HAI... PAR YAAD REHTI HAI TOH BUS ki... "YATRA" Cheerssss

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