Most of the people in this world agree on one thing, that Microsoft is the devil in Computers field but I beg to differ a bit, as far as I can think the real devil these days is not Microsoft but a certain company called Google which is trying its best to screw our lives by two of its products viz Gtalk & Orkut. "Dazed and Confused" are you??? Lemme explain…
Until a few days ago, I used to think of gtalk and orkut as a gift of Google to mankind and nothing could have been better than orkut in uniting long lost friends and meeting new and interesting people. I have met many people from my school with whom I never talked much and now we are quite good friends but … then as the popularity of this Orkut started increasing, and parents log started to know about it and so on they started asking about it and you had to tell them about it.
It all started one day when my cousin was showing my orkut photos to my mom and then there was a pic of me having hukka and since the time my mom has seen that photo, she is always like " beta tune kab se smoke karna shuru kar diya", "Chhod de beta please" and I am like "WTF ORKUT!!" and that pic was of a time when olla taught us how to have a hookah in a ratan's dhaba and I was being accused of being a smoker.. Chi!! Chi!! Chi!!!
Ye sab was all fine until some relatives of mine from the (older) generation decided to join orkut, so now I have a whole bunch of mamas, mausajis and mamis on orkut and with each passing day I get a new scrap which goes like "aur beta kya haal hain??" ,"aur beta job kaisi ho rahi hai??" and the thing is I can't just tell them mujhe nahin add karna aapko mujhe apni personal life personal rakhni hai aap logon se.. 
This reminds me of the story of a friend (gal) of mine who left orkut coz uske relatives peeche hi pad gaye the uske… They used to scout the profiles of each and every friend of hers and somehow found out a photo of hers with her boyfriend and then to her life was just Bhagwan bharose!!
Till orkut it was fine coz it is not my day to day life but when they started to come on gtalk this has meant the end of life to me… This means I cant put up statuses like pyar ishq aur mohabbat, Now on every status message I put and if they are online. I am asked why do you have this status message and then I have to tell them some story
All these things have assured me that Google without any doubt is the real devil and no company can come close to them when it comes to screwing off young and innocent kids like me. I just hope my family members don't stumble upon this blog of mine or else all my freedom will be gone.…
Song of The Day :- Rehna tu by A.R rehman(master piece)
A line worth for:
When you are a little boy!! You don't have to go very far to find the centre of your universe…. Mom!!!
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