Shaadi, matrimonial ads, Advertisement

This is Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing. These
are profiles taken from one matrimonial site these are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile
description as everything is straight from the heart ! Comments in
Blue fonts .





Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Ramya , I am single i dont have male, If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Ramya ~*~

(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

What Homework???

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

I am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck.
now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL

MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is
Suffering from 'Ok-syndrome')

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Iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married

(somebody please explain how to get married completely'?)

( Confused ????? )

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My name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Height of desperation!

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Iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

(Plz for gods sake ask somebody's help in framing sentence )

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Hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's??????? Is there
anything like that.)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

Zebra..???)

(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color )


bhai logo koi rishta pasand aaye toh batana .....

;) ;)
logging off...
phir milenge

" WAQT NAHI "

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Why we read bhagwat geeta ... if we dont know Sanskritttt!!!!!!

This is beautiful story - if inspired please try to follow :An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavat Geeta. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Bhagawat Geeta just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Bhagawat Geeta do?"

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, "Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water."

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again.

This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house.

The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, See Grandpa, it's useless!!!!111

So you think it is useless. The old man said, "Look at the basket."

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.

Son, that's what happens when you read the Bhagavat Geeta. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of Krishna in our lives.
Celebrate Life. Care for others and share whatever you have with those less fortunate than you. Broaden your vision, for the whole world belongs to you.
Thanks for reading

Dillliiii Ki Sardiiiiiiiii

जाड़े की उस रात
जब एक रास्ते से जो गुज़रा मैं
देखा...पकती आग मे एक साया
सर्द मौसम से लड़ाई कर रहा था
उम्र की दराज़ पर खड़ा वो बाबा
बुझती आग को जिंदा रखने की कोशिश कर रहा था
मानो उससे कह रहा हो ...
तू तो इन्सां नही
फ़िर बीच राह मे छोडके जाने की फितरत
तुझमे कहाँ से आ गई
फ़िर कुछ देर बाद हार के
बरसों पुराना ... सैकडो पैबंद किया
एक पुराना से कम्बल निकाला उसने
ओढ़कर चाँद की ओर देखा
मानो उससे के रहा हो
कुछ ओढ़ ले ऐ नादाँ ... सर्दी बहुत है

कुछ रोज़ बाद ... वैसे ही जाड़े की एक और रात
जब मैं फ़िर उस रास्ते से रूबरू हुआ ... देखा
इस बार आग अपने शबाब पे थी
मन ही मन मैं खुश हुआ और सोचा
चलो आज तो बाबा चैन की नींद सोएगा
कुछ पास गया ... देखा
उस आग के बिस्तर पर
सच मे वो बाबा चैन की नींद सो रहा था
और पास ही पड़ा उसका वो बरसों पुराना दोस्त
वो कम्बल ... मानो रोके दुहाई दे रहा था
इस बार माफ़ करना ऐ दोस्त
इस बार शायद ... सर्दी बहुत है

Kuch Timepass ;)

APNI TO LIFE CHAL RAHI MAJEDAAR HAI
THODI SI AAS HAI
BAAKI KHUD PAR VISHWAAS HAI
MAN ME YAHI EK PYAAAS HAI
BAAKI SAB HAAL THIK TAK HAI

DELHI THAND SE BEHAAL HAI
CHENNAI BHI BAARISH SE BADHAWAAS HAI
UP MEIN BHI KADAKE SE MAAR HAI

MERI GALI KA KUTTA BEEMAR HAI
BECHAARE K MARNE K AASAAR HAI

DIL KUCH GAANE KO BETAAB HAI
PAR HUM TO GALE SE LACHAAR HAI
BAK BAK ME USTAAD HAI
BAKI TO SAB THEEK THAAK HAI

JEB SE HUM KANGAAL HAI
FIR BHI SHAUK BESHUMAAR HAI
APNA TO YAHI AAGAZ HAI
MAST RAHO BAAKI SAB THIK THAK HAI

PAPA JI MUMMI SE PARESHAAN HAI
MUMMY BHI PAPA PAR HAIRAAN HAI
BAHI KO TO JOB KI CHAH HAI
BAHNA PAR FAISHION KI MAAR HAI
APUN KO TO LADKI KI CHAH HAI
JISKI TAMANNA ABHI TAK EK KHALI CHATKAAR HAI

DOSTO KO SUTTE KI PYAAS HAI
APNI TO ISSE JANMO KI KHATAAS HAI
PAR FIR BHI YAHI DOST HAMARI JAAN HAI
PAR FIR BHI JAANE KYON HUM HAIRAAN HAI

YE DUNIYA BADI MAHAAN HAI
PAR LOG BADE BAYIMAAN HAI
FIR BHI KUCH ME EEMAAN HAI
JINSE DESH KI SHAAN HAI

NETA KURSI KA GULAAM HAI
PAR VOTO KA MOHTAAJ HAI
ABHINETA KO PAISO KA GUMAAN HAI
AUR HEROINE KI KISS KE LIYE BETAAB HAI
HEROINE KO BHI KUCH AISI HI FILMO KI TALAASH HAI
ISSE HI TO BECHAARI KI KISMAT ME CHAR CHAAND HAI

AB TO AADMI KO AADMI SE PYAAR HAI
TO KAB AURAT KO AURAT SE INKAAR HAI
LOGO ME FIR BHI JAANE KYON TAKRAAR HAI
VYARTH ME JAANE KYON HUM PARESHAAN HAI

JUNGLE ME BAAGHO KI KAM TAADAAT HAI
SHER BHI BAS AB RAHE DO CHAAR HAI

BAS JANSANKYA KI BHARMAAR HAI
JISE ROKNE ME HUM LAACHAAR HAI
ISME AAFE NIKALNE KI HUME TAKRAAR HAI
BAAKI TO SABBE HAMAARI BAS HAAR HAI

ISSESE JYAADA LIKHNE KI NA MIJHME AUKAAT HAI
ISKO BAS AAP JHEL JAAYE TO YAHI MERE LIYE AASHIRWAAD HAI